It’s the utter complacency in suggesting forced changes and dispossession of others which gets up my nose summit awful. Question – what is British beer served in? Of course it’s pints and halves. It’s not 600ml or 350ml or whatever – it’s PINTS.
I don’t read the Guardian because it just gets my blood boiling – better to leave the interfering do-gooders to Julia to dissect as a rule but Chuckles tricked me with a blog post which linked back to … yep, the Guardian. What is it with the brains of those people? I’d love to see scans done.
The pint glass is an outdated relic and beer drinkers have been subjected to it for too long. It’s time to put it out to pasture, says Ben McFarland
Who f***ing asked you, you prat? Look, just come in, sit in the middle and don’t touch anything. Don’t tell us your musings about what you’d like to change in British life to make it more foreign, don’t tell us anything. Least of all, don’t hide behind a column where comment, far from being free, is cut off because people don’t like what you say.
Just keep the f*** out of our lives, don’t put your politics onto us coz we’re not interested. Smile inanely at whoever you want and offer to help change their lives and we’ll drop you off on the mainland when we next reach port. There’s a good chap.
Now, about that other topic – bringing back hanging, drawing and quartering for treason …