Wishing you the most relaxed and fun Easter Day.
I was just thinking, if secularists are so busy removing crosses from chapels, daubing the sides of buses with “there is no god, now relax” renaming Christmas Winterval and other inanities and generally getting apoplectic about Christianity, then surely they have no need of the Easter holidays.
So these would only be available for those professing Christianity and taking a short test on it at the local community centre, with questions like: “Do your give your life to the Lord?” that sort of thing. You’d need to score 10/10.
Then it’s far more equitable and equitable is what it’s about these days of PCishness, is it not? Christians themselves would have the four day holiday and everyone else goes to work as usual or as is more usual today, sits at home on the dole. After all, if you are not a believer, then what is the point of these holidays for you?