Demands to Which the Answer is:

July 15, 2012 11 Comments
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Piss off!

Angers, which is in the Loire Valley west of Paris, was once the capital of Anjou province and home to the House of Plantagenet.

The Plantagenets ruled England from 1154 until 1485, providing some of the most celebrated monarchs in British history, including Richard the Lionheart and Henry V.

But when Edward Plantagenet, the Earl of Warwick, was executed for treason in the Tower of London in 1499 the house’s legitimate male line came to an end.

“As redress for the execution of Edward, Angers today demands that the Crown Jewels of England be transferred to Angers,” reads a petition posted on the city’s official website.

This is where all that silliness about apologising and making reparations for slavery leads to. Anyone with an obscure historical grievance will jump on the bandwagon.

As for the French, might I remind the burghers of Angers that they are treading very dangerous ground. Much of Europe might just demand reparations for Napoleon’s excesses…

11 Responses to Demands to Which the Answer is:

  1. john in cheshire
    July 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    And the death, destruction and theft resulting from William the Bastard’s invasion of England in 1066.

    • July 15, 2012 at 7:28 pm

      Perhaps we could start by asking for the Bayeux Tapestry back…

      • john in cheshire
        July 15, 2012 at 7:59 pm

        And all the land the French aristocracy stole from us.

        • john in cheshire
          July 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm

          Because that’s the problem with the socialist mentality, it’s always one way. They can’t envision a situation whereby the indigenous peoples of England have been hard done by; whereas in effect, we’re the most fucked about people of the Western world and we’ve still risen above our tribulations; because, like the Jews, we’re better than the rest of the shit that calls itself human in this world. America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa. Prosperous countries thanks to us. India, a democracy thanks to us. Pakistan, well, there’s always one failure isn’t there.
          Europe is one heaving mass of socialism that we, the English, should keep the distance of a very large stick. And wash our hand whenever we have to interact with their functionaries. But our own fifth column are indeed traitors and should be executed for their perfidy. In government, in civil service, in business, in all walks of public life.

          • Edward.
            July 16, 2012 at 12:43 am

            Aye to that.

            • July 16, 2012 at 5:42 am

              Seconded!

              • Robert Edwards
                July 16, 2012 at 7:31 am

                Thirded…

  2. July 16, 2012 at 3:57 am

    My goodness, LR, I thought you didn’t believe in history! And you’re right on Angers.

    • July 16, 2012 at 8:29 am

      Whatever made you think I didn’t believe in history? I’ve always taken a keen interest in it.

  3. July 16, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Publicity stunt in ‘gains publicity’ shock. Nicely played, Angers tourism board.

  4. Greg Tingey
    July 16, 2012 at 8:48 am

    I suppose we could always try the replay angle, given that we do NOT have Salic Law ….
    Agree to the “return” of the jewels … on condition that we get the Plantagenet holdings across all of what is currently Fance, back under our rule?

    Like the Duke of Westminster telling the US they can have the freehold of their embassy, if they give him Florida back …
    ( One of many reasons for their move, incidentally. )

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