Coming Soon To A Builder’s Yard Near You..?

January 29, 2013 6 Comments
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After all, don’t they always say what the States have today, we’ll have tomorrow?

One Direction star Niall Horan has bought a house in Los Angeles near the Kardashians with a pool and games room, but he’s not allowed a bar because he’s under 21.

Not allowed by whom? Well, would you believe, by the builders he’s hired to renovate it?

No. It’s not April 1st!

Horan splashed out $1.5 million on the new house in a luxury gated complex – but builders refused the 19-year-old pop star’s request for a bar because he is under the legal drinking age in the US.

*boggle*

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6 Responses to Coming Soon To A Builder’s Yard Near You..?

  1. Tatty
    January 29, 2013 at 11:18 am

    Pffffttt…a bar, indeed. Who does he think he is ?

    He’ll just hafta snort his coke off the bog seat and knock back the JD in the bath like everybody else.

    • January 30, 2013 at 6:56 am

      :D

  2. January 29, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Different world. No teenage girls vomiting in the streets over there.

    • January 30, 2013 at 6:57 am

      No, I think that happens EVERYWHERE James…

      Except Islamic countries.

  3. Woman on a Raft
    January 29, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    I would get a lot more worked up about this if I had been able to capture a builder recently. As it is, he’s lucky that he’s even got a house and this sounds like a builder’s excuse. Granted it is a lot more original than the standard “I’m just nipping out and I may be some months” but on the plus side, at least the poor bloke knows he’s not going to see a builder and therefore harbours no forlorn hopes.

    • January 30, 2013 at 6:57 am

      Heh!

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