Let’s Run This Through The Police Universal Translator, Shall We?

August 8, 2013 5 Comments

A GMP spokesman said: “We will always listen to residents concerns and if another agency is better placed to investigate a matter, such as the RSPCA in this instance, we will liaise with them in an attempt to ensure all matters are fully investigated.”

*clears throat*

“We’ll just ignore this because we’re too busy with other matters and because the other agencies are doing our work for us but if it comes back and bites us (literally) we’ll have a strop and start screaming about how the laws need to be changed.”

That’s about the size of it.

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5 Responses to Let’s Run This Through The Police Universal Translator, Shall We?

  1. ivan
    August 8, 2013 at 10:30 am

    It is not very surprising since the RSPCA appears to be linked in with the police national computer system. link to theregister.co.uk

  2. August 8, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    So, if I take my dog with me to rob the 7-11, I’ll start a fight between the police and the RSPCA?

    • August 10, 2013 at 7:21 am


  3. August 8, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Nice :) And we still pay not enough taxes!

  4. Viscount Rectum
    August 9, 2013 at 9:15 am

    translates to I am full of Shit.

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