Signs You Might Have Sent Your Child To The Wrong School…

May 14, 2014 7 Comments
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Shoeless classrooms were brought in to improve the learning environment

Wha..?

…and have nothing to do with the carpet tiles – we haven’t had any new carpets fitted since 2007.

“On Friday as lunch was being prepared the fire alarm began to sound.

“The whole school followed evacuation procedures and left the building quickly and safely.

“During the afternoon children with wet socks or tights were given spare dry ones and theirs were dried.”

*boggle*

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7 Responses to Signs You Might Have Sent Your Child To The Wrong School…

  1. Furor Teutonicus
    May 14, 2014 at 10:19 am

    Shoeless classrooms????

    So, rampant atheletes foot and veruccas are order of the day then?

    • May 14, 2014 at 1:39 pm

      Just what I was thinking. Yuck!

      • Ed P
        May 14, 2014 at 2:16 pm

        Plus nits falling off their hair!

        Where on earth (if it was) were these nutcase “educators” trained?

  2. Woman on a Raft
    May 14, 2014 at 4:02 pm

    Wiki:

    “In the classroom, Japanese students are required to take off the shoes they wear outdoors and put on their uwabaki, a kind of soft slipper meant to be used only indoors.”

    Not a bad idea, this.

    • Mudplugger
      May 14, 2014 at 8:16 pm

      As was the case in my Yorkshire senior school in the 60′s, apparently to protect the polished wooden parquet flooring. Everyone complied, it was a non-event, just our version of normal.

    • Ed P
      May 15, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      Yes (If they have separate, named storage for their slippers, as otherwise foot infections will spread easily.)

      I always slip on my uwabakis at home before indulging in wakibaki.

  3. May 15, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    :???:
    Easy, send the kids to school in Wellington boots.

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