In Which Kanye West Finally Jumps A Megalodon-Sized Shark…

…and takes the ‘racism’ industry along for the ride:

Kanye West has compared the pressures of celebrity life to the US civil rights struggle of the 1960s. Leaked excerpts from West’s sworn deposition for his paparazzi assault trial saw him claiming he and other stars need to band together in the face of press persecution.

“[Celebrities], as a group of minorities here in LA … have to band together to influence guys like this – guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the cheque,” West said in his deposition. After the rapper made a comment about sit-ins in the 1960s, he was asked whether he was equating his own paparazzi problems to the struggles of African-American civil rights campaigners. “Yes, 100%,” West is quoted as replying. “I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities.”

Such stunning self-absorption surely deserves some kind of award. Suggestions?

10 comments for “In Which Kanye West Finally Jumps A Megalodon-Sized Shark…

  1. decnine
    August 11, 2014 at 9:21 am

    How about an enlarged arsehole with a sign saying, “Insert head here”

    • August 17, 2014 at 7:22 am

      😈

  2. Robert the Biker
    August 11, 2014 at 9:29 am

    Or of course, the media could give it to the whiny spoiled little butthurted twat good and hard.
    NO publicity, NO pictures in papers or magazines, NO pushing his product and NO further reference to the loser in any print or electronic forum.
    Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it! 😈

    • Brightside Bob
      August 11, 2014 at 12:29 pm

      As per Andrew Ridgeley, when the press/paparazzi litterally turned their backs on him 😆

  3. ivan
    August 11, 2014 at 10:09 am

    Who is he and what is he supposed to do?

    • wiggia
      August 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm

      Sadly Ivan I do know of him, he is married (I think) to an equally attention seeking nonentity who’s sole claim to fame is an enormous arse, and now there are two of them together.

      • ivan
        August 11, 2014 at 4:19 pm

        Ah! Isn’t that the norm now, the two chair backside?

  4. Stephen
    August 11, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    My award would involve an unlubricated Ragmans’ trumpet!

  5. Ed P
    August 11, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    How about a tastelessly designed toilet (or can in amer-english)?

    Labelled, “Krap-Kan for (K)Rap and Kanye” 🙂

  6. Bunny
    August 11, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    So this is proof that Kanye West’s Southpark character is actually a mild version of the tit.

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