‘Troubled’ footballer wins equivalent of 2009 X 10kg kegs of Stella.
‘Gazza’ stated, “I deserved it, my Piracy, sorry my Priority; no, that should have been Privacy was disturbed, and I feel rectified, or summat similar; like, Hawaaay the Lads: have another one; Man! .”
Band-wagon scramblers, dozens of whom have never been heard of before, tell how devastated they were not to be included in phone-hacking stories.
The Labour Party, vociferous in their condemnation of Murcoch’s News of the World’s hacking exploits, remain strangely silent on the Mirror’s exploits.