a school lunch search party

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“But. my young friend, what makes us even more suspicious is the fact that you carried not only two cooked ham sandwiches with mayonnaise, but also a crab salad; both rich in unhealthy super-saturated fats and items forbidden under the new Healthy eating regimes!

6 comments for “a school lunch search party

  1. July 2, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Bloody hell, as if the teachers haven’t better things to do.

  2. Ed P
    July 2, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    If allowed to teach, they might.

    But judging from the woefully poor standards of school leavers I’ve encountered applying for jobs, they just indoctrinate the young with politically-correct lies, failing even to teach basic English or maths.

    In a real recent job interview:
    “What are six nines?” “Dunno mate, wots thaat abaart?”
    🙄

  3. July 2, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    Scotch Eggs !! Outrageous. They’re not Halal. The presence of a second teacher and a second child (making three against one) is a good idea as if there is not an agreement between the adults then the spare child can decide which hand the lunch-box kid will lose.

  4. July 3, 2015 at 8:33 am

    As a former member of that “profession” as it was then, this has the head slowly shaking side to side.

  5. Stonyground
    July 3, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    “Official figures show that around 20 per cent of children aged four and five in reception classes are classed as overweight.”

    I’m nearly 57, I am a triathlete and extremely fit, I have a 30″ waist. According to official figures I am overweight. We are always going to have an obesity problem as long as we are classifying thin people as being overweight.

  6. Gabrielle
    July 6, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    What a chilling photo!

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