Reasons to load your fully-automatic Kalashnikov in the train toilet.

  • You want to reclaim your seat after being dispossessed by a big, fat, American.
  • You wish to warn the kid behind your seat to stop kicking the seat backrest.
  • You wished to protest against the lack of Halal food on board.
  • As a protest against the Global Warming deniers, who infest high-speed trains.
  • You dislike the colour scheme of the trains, and wish to have everything painted in sober colours.
  • You disagree with Zayn Malik’s move away from 1Direction, and wish to register a protest, whilst agreeing that LadyGaga rules.
  • As a statement against the outrageous lack of modestly-dressed women on the train.
  • You wanted to draw a picture of Mohammed, outlined in bullet-holes.
  • You just wanted to liven up the ‘bring-your-own’ party which you were hosting.

2 comments for “Reasons to load your fully-automatic Kalashnikov in the train toilet.

  1. Ed P
    August 22, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    It’s very kind of French railway staff to allow followers of the RoP to carry weapons onto trains.
    Kalashnikovs are not easy to hide, so they must have waved him through their risible “security”, probably to avoid being called Waycist.

  2. Greg Tingey
    August 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    It’s a TRAIN wankers!
    Who expects a security alert on an entirely normal train?
    And how can you possibly guard against it – you simply cannot security-scan everyone.
    The lunacies at Eurostar alone show what a total waste of time that is.

    The real failings are with French/Belgian security forces in not nabbing this already-known threat earlier.

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