Oh, The Humanity!! Part 358789

A shock was in store for parents on the first school run of the year when they dropped off their children to find freshly painted double yellow lines.

And why might this be a shock? Well, because they’d got used to parking anywhere they wanted to, of course!

The road markings meant some drivers dropping and collecting their children from Manor Longbridge School on Scholars Way had to park over 20 minutes away and walk the distance instead.

*sharp intake of breath* This must, surely, be against their ‘uman rights?

A mum-of-two, who wished to remain anonymous, said the new lines have left parents “furious and disgusted”.

“We’ve come back after the summer break and there’s double yellow lines all around the school so there’s nowhere for us to drop off our kids,” she said.

“They’ve made them so long, there’s no spaces whatsoever left for us to park.

“I couldn’t believe these permits have been put there without consulting us.

Everybody was disgusted and furious today when we saw them.”

That ‘everybody’ probably not including the poor bloody residents, mind you. It seems they had got fed up with these parents descending en masse and parking wherever they wanted so they could drop their offspring off.

They are, after all, the only people who needed to be consulted.

The school is on the same complex as the Taylor Wimpey flats which opened four years ago.

“You’re not meant to drive into the school complex but lots of people do now so they can drop off,” she added.

“But I think that’s just an accident waiting to happen.

“I live 45 minutes away otherwise I’d walk my children each day. It’s not easy getting on the bus with two children under nine.”

I’m sure it isn’t (not least for the other passengers!) but the reason for the yellow lines is because the residents are fed up with the inconsiderate parking – the sort of attitude expressed by the parents who now drive into the school complex despite knowing they are prohibited from doing so!

A council spokesman said the road markings were painted following a consultation and concerns from residents.

He added: “We installed the Longbridge Road Controlled Parking Zone, which came into effect on June 1.

“As part of the restrictions, some yellow lines were installed across a cycle lane and dropped kerbs to protect access for cyclists.

“There are also a number of free parking bays for all motorists.”

He explained the school itself is situated within a private development which is “un-adopted land” and outside of council jurisdiction.

“Any new yellow lines within this area were not installed by the council,” he added.

Which is good news for the residents, as the council would probably give in faced with an army of angry chavmums!

4 comments for “Oh, The Humanity!! Part 358789

  1. Old Geezer
    September 15, 2015 at 12:09 pm

    You have a vote for your local council every few years. Go out and vote them out if you do not like what they do. If enough voters vote for an alternative council that takes notice of what you want, you can get the changes you want.

    • Mudplugger
      September 15, 2015 at 12:29 pm

      But which is more fun, a vociferous whinging-victim pressure-group with a Facebook campaign and a spanking new Twitter hash-tag, or voting democratically ?

  2. Budvar
    September 15, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Don’t get me started on idiot fucking parents.. We were putting new curbs on a pavement outside a school, pavement up, concrete mixer there, humping heavy curbs off a wagon (they’re not light, and if one dropped on you it would hurt.. a lot), all coned and taped off. Yet idiot parents still pulled up to the site and proceeded to drag their little bundles of joy straight across where we were working. It wasn’t as if we’d blocked off the entrance, oh no, we’d fenced off a pathway they could use, but then they’d have had to walk an extra 20 ft.. You’d shout out “Oi, walk round, you can see the pathway” pointing to it, but the only thing you got from them “I’ve got to get my kids to school” in a hurried voice.

  3. Penseivat
    September 15, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    Instead of trying to appeal to their common sense (mainly because they don’t seem to have any), try using the method some council workmen did where I live and parents taking their kids to school actually walked over just laid tarmac. They put up 2 signs, one by the walkway they had provided with “Considerate parents and their children” and beside the unofficial path used by the ignorant and inconsiderate, was a sign reading, “Chavs and their sprogs”. The locals would stand close by and watch the parents walk up to the unofficial path, stop, Read the sign, look round guiltily, and then use the proper walkway. It was great fun for the locals and we were sad when the building work was finished.

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