You’ll just feel a second’s discomfort

Lance Armstrong………Confirmed Druggie

Simon Yates……..Failed Drug Test

Lizzie Armitstead……..Missed three Drugs tests…..?

‘Sir’ Bradley Wiggins……Takes super-strong steroid as Asthma Drug ‘under doctor’s rules’……?

 

Perhaps we should just change the teams who compete.

The Teams would race under banners such as

Team GlaxoSmithKline;

Team Merck,

Team Johnson&Johnson,

Team Roche.

 

It would make for a more equitable, and perhaps more truthful statement of the true Winner in any competition!

3 comments for “You’ll just feel a second’s discomfort

  1. September 25, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Nicely put.

  2. Mudplugger
    September 25, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Strange how the incidence of asthma in elite sports-folk seems far higher than in the average, unfit, population – they’ve all got it, apparently, or at least they’ve apparently got it so they can claim all the inhalers and timely steroid injections are medically necessary just to keep them alive. What bollocks.

    Whether it was the Russians who hacked into the records is unimportant, what is delightful is the belated exposure of the rank hypocrisy amongst professional entertainers (i.e. sports-folk) who have always claimed they were completely clean. We never believed them, now we know we were right.

    Better hold fire on any ridiculous post-Olympics honours list, there may be quite a few recovered ones available for ‘recycling’.

  3. Penseivat
    September 25, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    I’ve been campaigning for years about “necessary” authorised medication for athletes ever since I was beaten into second place in the school parents egg and spoon race by some twonk who claimed to have to drink irn bru to offset pre race nerves. Now, at last, my claims have been vindicated. Take away their knighthood, despoke the cyclists, demedal the cheats, apart from Lizzie Armistead, ‘cos she is soooooooo hot!

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