Amazon drones

You know, if you think this one through, there’d be hours of fun.

amazon-drones

Firstly, CCHQ pay for spy cams, or Google [same thing] and gummint has you tabbed – slight diversion over your home, drill through the roof, send in the team, that’s Mr. Tuttle arrested.

Also doubles for rounding up FEMA inductees at these camps.

And in the meantime, you can net private dronettes for your collection and maybe deliver some parcels.

Can see it now.

8 comments for “Amazon drones

  1. Errol
    December 30, 2016 at 11:44 am

    As it is the police helicopter hovers dangerously low over our little cul de sac far too often. Low enough that the search light can be seen through the black out blinds.

  2. John in cheshire
    December 30, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Do really want the skies populated with huge air ships, casting shadows and blocking out the sun, and even if they are quiet they won’t be silent. I hope this never happens.

  3. December 30, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    I can’t begin to imagine the carnage caused by a flying warehouse dropping out of the sky.

    Plenty of opportunity to plaster advertising on the side, spy cams on the underneath and communications relays all over it.

    With the noise of the warehouse, the drones going to and from it and the restocking drones, that’s got to be one big ball of noise. Probably be banned from flying over the home counties by the “Not in my eyesight” brigade.

  4. Penseivat
    December 30, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    I do hope the little dronettes will be armoured against .22 air rifles.

  5. Distant Relative
    December 30, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Perhaps it will improve the accuracy of their deliveries?

  6. December 31, 2016 at 6:33 am

    Never mind the drones, it’s that saucy minx Alexa that you’ve got to watch out for…

  7. December 31, 2016 at 7:57 am

    Indeed.

  8. January 2, 2017 at 1:18 am

    ‘They’ dare not tell us the truth. This has been going on for some time now, ringing the planet in a defense shield. The thousands of satellites and bits of space junk were supposed to protect us from Alien invasion but someone has figured out that the Aliens can still get through. So a second layer at 45000 ft This is the height that any space attack vehicle has to slow down. And we are going to be paying for the #2 shield on our Mastercards.

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