The Ladybird Book of the Prince Who Had Too Much Spare Time

Well girls and boys, our soon to be King, once Mumsy pops her clogs – and he’s doing his darndest to give her pneumonia – is bored playing I’m Descended from Mohammed and so he’s writing a book on that silly old topic – Climate Change.

It’s a fantasy book, where he pretends Britain’s streets are flooded and that icebergs in the Wash will melt and … oh lots of jolly fun:

Turns out that Penguin actually mean us to take the Prince of Wales’s drivel – co-written with Tony Juniper (formerly head of the hard-left pressure group Friends of the Earth) and Emily Shuckburgh (a scientist wheeled out to promote climate change at every opportunity because she’s at Cambridge and she’s hot) – seriously.

Emily, as you see, is one of the know-nothing generation and eager to prove it, being trotted out at the drop of an anorak at this conference or that but there’s one thing our Emily does have:

She’s hot to trot and isn’t that the only important thing?

So it’s all good old jolly hockey sticks and hope you can go out and buy up all the copies and tell all your friends and all that and to hell with the 52% who don’t buy any of this drivel coz we’re all plebs anyway.

Ladybird have announced their next venture, called King of Europe, featuring pieces by that lovely WMD chappy Tony Bliar and our own Prince Chas. Word is that the foreword has already been written by Phil the Greek:

“They can all sink into the bloody sea as far as I’m concerned and good riddance. Teach ’em a bit of respect for the Firm, that’s what I say.”

A Ladybird spokeswoman who declined to be named suggested there might be an upcoming booklet on Fun Things to do in the Kitchen, by Princess Pippa. Bursting with anticipation.

4 comments for “The Ladybird Book of the Prince Who Had Too Much Spare Time

  1. Ed P
    January 18, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    There must be some way to skip a generation and prevent the ridiculous, deluded (& rather stupid) Charles ever becoming King. Either his real son or the cuckold would be better than old jug ears.

  2. Hereward Unbowed.
    January 19, 2017 at 1:31 am

    If he HRH prince plonker, if he is so aware, how is it that he cannot see the insanity – negatives of pouring £billions into what amounts to next to totally obsolete technologies?

    Then, how is it that and even if the supposition is correct which by a light year or ten trillion it isn’t, how the fuck are we that is to say Britain……with it’s puny emissions of CO2 – going to influence for one iota a dynamic atmosphere which is on a scale quite beyond our darkest imaginings?

    I tell you what, Diane knew it, Charlie has never had all of his chairs under the table.

  3. January 19, 2017 at 6:56 am

    Seems a very bad move by a supposed king for all. Over half his people strongly disagree with his ‘science’.

  4. Stonyground
    January 19, 2017 at 10:19 am

    If Charley believes that something is true, that on its own is a good reason to believe that it isn’t. I see that average temps in 2016 have actually peaked a few hundredths of a degree above those of 1998. We have the BBC trumpeting the hottest year ever. The reality is that there has been no significant rise in eighteen years. Will the coming La Nina combined with the Solar Minimum put this nonsense to bed once and for all? We can dream I suppose.

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