Wadsworth Cartoons

All Mark Wadsworth‘s political cartoons at Orphans of Liberty. Click pic to enlarge:

Being entirely fair, he did publish his own residential address

Give me all your money and don’t ask any awkward questions

Word association – Valérie – Carla, pot – k*****

Ten years of hell and for what?

A poet and a man of peace

The Rottweiler and her “love dodecahedron”

The f*** of it

Following my status upgrade from ‘serving wench’ to ‘queen’, I shall now treat serving wenches like dirt.

I went to one of those “comprehensive” schools, they’re free, isn’t it, yah?

Get orff my land! You effing plebs – don’t you know I pay your wages?!

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Have you ever read one of his books?

Yes, enough with the f-ing Olympics and Paralympics already

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Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me you can visit them in the cemetery!

What do you call a woman who starts every sentence with “My husband…”?

Running the ECB is such a Draghi

Let’s go Greek

More famous than TaTu

Bloody asylum seekers, coming over here, occupying our embassies

It’s insanity to go for First

Will she walk or will she be culled?

Will he get Mitt elected?

The £8.6m woman

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Come on – finish your coffee, never mind the taste

Half a Mo!

Psycho: surprisingly good England manager

‘Gutsy’ is the new word for bronze

Is it immoral to pay a stand-up comedian cash-in-hand?

Pickpockets operate in this area

Fiddle the system? But we’re the BofE

Rain stopped play. Rain stopped? Play!

Diamond geezer

Good will eventually win through

Our Roy

No oil painting

What’s the time, Mr. Wolf?

I didn’t even know there was an award for “Best Fat Actor”

Not waiving but drowning

Mr. African Private Equity

Oi! You’re nicked, me ole China!

His campaign team is busily splicing together anti-Romney videos prepared by failed GOP presidential candidates

Life ain’t no candy mountain, huh? (translate “Zuckerberg” literally to get the joke)

The Sun’s headline was “They culled Kenny”

Roberto Mancini. Or possibly “Manciti”

“Carla Bruni… n’en connaissait pas nécessairement les codes” – good to see the new French President and his girlfriend setting new standards for arrogance.

Les Britanniques ont été particulièrement… attentifs aux seuls intérêts de la City

Roy of the Rovers

… and they both lived happily ever after

Hunt sabotages self

I’d do it again.

Reports of my death are much exaggerated.

Forced to retire at 48. On a pension of £64,000 a year.

Bradford Spring

Big brother is hacking you.

It’s £250,000 for dinner plus 40p per unit of alcohol

Kissed the grannies and made them cry

Big in Sudan

First Ladies

Lost for words

Uncle Vince

He’s put in for promotion.

It’s as if his debts are following you round the room …

She could make it rain by just casting a spell, man

Here comes trouble!

Have I got a caricature for you…

The kindly but slightly ineffective ex-finance minister out of Borgen

The irritating spin doctor out of Borgen

The sexy TV journalist out of Borgen’

Denmark’s first fictional female Prime Minister from that series on BBC4 called ‘Borgen’

Hesta La Vista, Bonus

The taxi fare, Charlotte Street, Boris Island, Boris Bikes, Routemaster Kid versus the pigeon-hating, newt-loving, Oliver Finegold, Reuben Bros, and Lee Jasper scandals, suicide bombing supporter – who’s your man?

‘Twere a taxing time, says Harry.

The allegedly Lockerbie avoiding, allegedly Craig Thomson interfering, allegedly Rupert-seducing Elish Angelioni boss, the First Minister with the alleged £800 food allowance

The “Super PAC, “restore our future”, big money, authentic inauthenticity problem, Mr. Repositioning, Gore clone, coiffed hair” candidate

The Mormon, Eagle Scout, progressive rock, Hindu, pro-Science, Dream Theater, Lutheran, all things to everyone candidate

Does the national weather service know its duties? Am I an interesting man?

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Now what was that third govt agency again?

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The other Republican hopeful not completely insane

One of two Republican hopefuls who aren’t completely insane

The New Sarah Palin!! Walking exclamation mark. With cheekbones.

I’m from the European Central Bank and I’m here to help

TheThreeWisePersons

AKA, Mary Portaloo, Queen of Shite

Merkozy

The mornings don’t seem any different without them

Pukka!

Oops what have I said now, me and my big mouth, cont. page 94

“If I were the defence minister, I wouldn’t pay a penny” [what David Davis allegedly said about some massive redundancy payoffs made by the MoD]

General Field Marshal Tantawi

Another faceless bureaucrat

That bloke who was in a Harry Potter film and now does those Twilight films

The faceless bureaucrat

Europe’s new whipping boy

Γιώργος Παπανδρέου

The Rt Rev Graeme Knowles, ex-Dean of St Paul’s Cathedral

I felt like a million dollars. So I took it.

The Rev Dr Giles Fraser, ex-canon chancellor of St Paul’s Cathedral

Calm down dear, it’s only an E.coli infection

Swords of a thousand men

Some obnoxious bloke off a TV reality series

Юлия Тимошенко

Departmental inquiry casts doubt on the legendary cunning of foxes

Anagram fun – Gok Wan

You’re all in this together! And by hook or by crook, we’re going to make you bail us out.

Sort of like a cross between Margaret Thatcher and Polly Toynbee. But without the sense of humour.

Easy, Tiger

The tallest man in the room

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Jennifer Aniston’s disloyal ex-husband

This whole central banking lark is trichier than it looks

Winter of disco’n'tent

I don’t know how she does it!

Memoirs beat memories every time

Yorkshire lad at heart

Now let’s get this straight – you say there were still some ounces of gold not sold off? You fool! What do I pay you for!

Kate Winslett in Cannes

The Petitionmeister

Ban Milton! This is the silly woman who went on telly to announce that “We are all too fat”

iQuit

Nobody asked for my opinion but I’ll give you it anyway

Heck knows what the story behind this one is…

Three Wise Men

The greedy, grasping me-first culture

University Course Administrator Of The Week

It’s reassuring to know that somebody is going to restore order to our inner cities

Another fine mess they’ve got us into.

There are people we know we’ve tortured. We also know there are people we haven’t tortured. But there are also people we didn’t know we’d tortured.

Inspire mass murderers? Who, me?

The Pryce is Right

Celebrity phone hacking victim

Ninety-three

Another ex-News of the World editor who deserves a kicking

My mate Dave will save me.

No comment prior to her arrest and conviction

I tell you, nobody will shed a tear when he shuffles off.

Prime Ministers who are quite cute

No wonder he Kahn’t stop smiling

Cheryl Cole’s serial cheat love rat [etc] ex-husband

China Daily: “As long as Ai Weiwei continuously marches forward, he will inevitably touch the red line one day.”

First they reduce your sentence by half, and then they reduce it by a third instead and call it ‘tough on crime’.

This bucket of lard makes Eric Pickles seem nearly human.

Buddy, can you spare me a Euro? Well, about a hundred billion, actually…

The most generous Prime Minister ever!

Bitter – who me?

Nice to sir you, to sir you nice.

The Arse Bit of A C*ntery

Prime Ministers with melty faces

The new Tim Henman

Ten years of Parliament Square protests

Slapp Better

Chaos? What chaos?

Another one in the queue for porridge

Caught with his Straussers down.

The Sperminator

I hope he enjoyed having porridge for breakfast

If I had a Hammer, I’d Hammer out a warning; I’d leave in the morning and go back to Israel.

Wince!

Justice for Ian Tomlinson

Sunday it’s Chelsea, then bring on the World

I’ve told you over and over – my name is NOT Cleggover. It’s Supergag.

Caught like a Ratko in a trapco

Gagging order giggles with Giggsy

Got him – we’re now all safe again.

One laws for him, one laws for everybody else.

Calm down, my dear, it’s only a caricature.

You’re all just so unfair to me.

Silver Fox tipped to become new head of MFI

“I feel the players have had an outstanding attitude this season. They are not to blame. If somebody is to blame, it’s me. I pick the team.”

© Mark Wadsworth, all rights reserved

 

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