All Mark Wadsworth‘s political cartoons at Orphans of Liberty. Click pic to enlarge:
Being entirely fair, he did publish his own residential address
Give me all your money and don’t ask any awkward questions
Word association – Valérie – Carla, pot – k*****
Ten years of hell and for what?
A poet and a man of peace
The Rottweiler and her “love dodecahedron”
The f*** of it
Following my status upgrade from ‘serving wench’ to ‘queen’, I shall now treat serving wenches like dirt.
I went to one of those “comprehensive” schools, they’re free, isn’t it, yah?
Get orff my land! You effing plebs – don’t you know I pay your wages?!
Have you ever read one of his books?
Yes, enough with the f-ing Olympics and Paralympics already
Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me you can visit them in the cemetery!
What do you call a woman who starts every sentence with “My husband…”?
Running the ECB is such a Draghi
Let’s go Greek
More famous than TaTu
Bloody asylum seekers, coming over here, occupying our embassies
It’s insanity to go for First
Will she walk or will she be culled?
Will he get Mitt elected?
The £8.6m woman
Come on – finish your coffee, never mind the taste
Half a Mo!
Psycho: surprisingly good England manager
‘Gutsy’ is the new word for bronze
Is it immoral to pay a stand-up comedian cash-in-hand?
Pickpockets operate in this area
Fiddle the system? But we’re the BofE
Rain stopped play. Rain stopped? Play!
Good will eventually win through
No oil painting
What’s the time, Mr. Wolf?
I didn’t even know there was an award for “Best Fat Actor”
Not waiving but drowning
Mr. African Private Equity
Oi! You’re nicked, me ole China!
His campaign team is busily splicing together anti-Romney videos prepared by failed GOP presidential candidates
Life ain’t no candy mountain, huh? (translate “Zuckerberg” literally to get the joke)
The Sun’s headline was “They culled Kenny”
Roberto Mancini. Or possibly “Manciti”
“Carla Bruni… n’en connaissait pas nécessairement les codes” – good to see the new French President and his girlfriend setting new standards for arrogance.
Les Britanniques ont été particulièrement… attentifs aux seuls intérêts de la City
Roy of the Rovers
… and they both lived happily ever after
Hunt sabotages self
I’d do it again.
Reports of my death are much exaggerated.
Forced to retire at 48. On a pension of £64,000 a year.
Big brother is hacking you.
It’s £250,000 for dinner plus 40p per unit of alcohol
Kissed the grannies and made them cry
Big in Sudan
Lost for words
He’s put in for promotion.
It’s as if his debts are following you round the room …
She could make it rain by just casting a spell, man
Here comes trouble!
Have I got a caricature for you…
The kindly but slightly ineffective ex-finance minister out of Borgen
The irritating spin doctor out of Borgen
The sexy TV journalist out of Borgen’
Denmark’s first fictional female Prime Minister from that series on BBC4 called ‘Borgen’
Hesta La Vista, Bonus
The taxi fare, Charlotte Street, Boris Island, Boris Bikes, Routemaster Kid versus the pigeon-hating, newt-loving, Oliver Finegold, Reuben Bros, and Lee Jasper scandals, suicide bombing supporter – who’s your man?
‘Twere a taxing time, says Harry.
The allegedly Lockerbie avoiding, allegedly Craig Thomson interfering, allegedly Rupert-seducing Elish Angelioni boss, the First Minister with the alleged £800 food allowance
The “Super PAC, “restore our future”, big money, authentic inauthenticity problem, Mr. Repositioning, Gore clone, coiffed hair” candidate
The Mormon, Eagle Scout, progressive rock, Hindu, pro-Science, Dream Theater, Lutheran, all things to everyone candidate
Does the national weather service know its duties? Am I an interesting man?
Now what was that third govt agency again?
The other Republican hopeful not completely insane
One of two Republican hopefuls who aren’t completely insane
The New Sarah Palin!! Walking exclamation mark. With cheekbones.
I’m from the European Central Bank and I’m here to help
AKA, Mary Portaloo, Queen of Shite
The mornings don’t seem any different without them
Oops what have I said now, me and my big mouth, cont. page 94
“If I were the defence minister, I wouldn’t pay a penny” [what David Davis allegedly said about some massive redundancy payoffs made by the MoD]
General Field Marshal Tantawi
Another faceless bureaucrat
That bloke who was in a Harry Potter film and now does those Twilight films
The faceless bureaucrat
Europe’s new whipping boy
The Rt Rev Graeme Knowles, ex-Dean of St Paul’s Cathedral
I felt like a million dollars. So I took it.
The Rev Dr Giles Fraser, ex-canon chancellor of St Paul’s Cathedral
Calm down dear, it’s only an E.coli infection
Swords of a thousand men
Some obnoxious bloke off a TV reality series
Departmental inquiry casts doubt on the legendary cunning of foxes
Anagram fun – Gok Wan
You’re all in this together! And by hook or by crook, we’re going to make you bail us out.
Sort of like a cross between Margaret Thatcher and Polly Toynbee. But without the sense of humour.
The tallest man in the room
Jennifer Aniston’s disloyal ex-husband
This whole central banking lark is trichier than it looks
Winter of disco’n'tent
I don’t know how she does it!
Memoirs beat memories every time
Yorkshire lad at heart
Now let’s get this straight – you say there were still some ounces of gold not sold off? You fool! What do I pay you for!
Kate Winslett in Cannes
Ban Milton! This is the silly woman who went on telly to announce that “We are all too fat”
Nobody asked for my opinion but I’ll give you it anyway
Heck knows what the story behind this one is…
Three Wise Men
The greedy, grasping me-first culture
University Course Administrator Of The Week
It’s reassuring to know that somebody is going to restore order to our inner cities
Another fine mess they’ve got us into.
There are people we know we’ve tortured. We also know there are people we haven’t tortured. But there are also people we didn’t know we’d tortured.
Inspire mass murderers? Who, me?
The Pryce is Right
Celebrity phone hacking victim
Another ex-News of the World editor who deserves a kicking
My mate Dave will save me.
No comment prior to her arrest and conviction
I tell you, nobody will shed a tear when he shuffles off.
Prime Ministers who are quite cute
No wonder he Kahn’t stop smiling
Cheryl Cole’s serial cheat love rat [etc] ex-husband
China Daily: “As long as Ai Weiwei continuously marches forward, he will inevitably touch the red line one day.”
First they reduce your sentence by half, and then they reduce it by a third instead and call it ‘tough on crime’.
This bucket of lard makes Eric Pickles seem nearly human.
Buddy, can you spare me a Euro? Well, about a hundred billion, actually…
The most generous Prime Minister ever!
Bitter – who me?
Nice to sir you, to sir you nice.
The Arse Bit of A C*ntery
Prime Ministers with melty faces
The new Tim Henman
Ten years of Parliament Square protests
Chaos? What chaos?
Another one in the queue for porridge
Caught with his Straussers down.
I hope he enjoyed having porridge for breakfast
If I had a Hammer, I’d Hammer out a warning; I’d leave in the morning and go back to Israel.
Justice for Ian Tomlinson
Sunday it’s Chelsea, then bring on the World
I’ve told you over and over – my name is NOT Cleggover. It’s Supergag.
Caught like a Ratko in a trapco
Gagging order giggles with Giggsy
Got him – we’re now all safe again.
One laws for him, one laws for everybody else.
Calm down, my dear, it’s only a caricature.
You’re all just so unfair to me.
Silver Fox tipped to become new head of MFI
“I feel the players have had an outstanding attitude this season. They are not to blame. If somebody is to blame, it’s me. I pick the team.”
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