Tag: Genuinely sad

The Mystery Here Is The Child…

…and why they should be allowed custody of one: A man beat his partner up after their toddler mistakenly opened their dog’s Christmas present. Yes, I had to read that twice too. Prosecutor Cathrine Kioko-Gilligan told Hull Crown Court the…

Impossible Standards

West Sussex Trading Standards and Sussex Police branded the cot, which had been endorsed by the National Childbirth Trust, “unsafe and dangerous” when the side was half down, the inquest heard. Bednest has since modified the design to stop the…

Making It All About Yourself…

Dear Oxford 14-year-old, I’ll call you Sarah. I don’t know who you are, but if Jeremy Vine can write to a 15-year-old from Romford attacked by a group of teenagers to offer his support then you deserve no less. And…

Stop The Pokémon Train, Someone’s Not Happy!

Pokémon Go is getting gamers outside, but not all gamers. Tales of trespassing, fence-jumping and brave jaunts through tough terrain to catch Pokémon have bolstered the hit mobile game’s popularity among able-bodied players. Oh oh! Physically handicapped fans of the…

Praise For A Green Party Mayor?

I must be coming down with a temperature! The Green Party’s Pete West, who was last night sworn in as the new mayor of Brighton and Hove, said he will not fundraise for three charities during his year as is…

Maybe She Should’ve Gone To Fuckoffee..?

“We could not believe that, in this day and age, such ignorance and discrimination exists,” said Dorothy. “His attitude was not only discriminatory but totally offensive and obscene. “It was painfully obvious that the male member of staff who was…