Tag: Just bloody think about it will you?

The Spell Of Filthy Lucre…

I was pleased when my seven-year-old son went Harry Potter crazy. Having never read to himself before, he was suddenly racing through book after book, his bedside light on late into the night. Never read anything before? Hmmm. Really? I’d…

Modern Parenting Pt 2798453287412

The secondary school pupils, from Fernhill School in Farnborough, can be heard laughing in the video as they taunt the elderly men by flinging eggs at them, one of which struck a soldier on the back of the head. Footage…

But We Already Know…

The latest hand-wringing polemic from the ‘Guardian’ about black knife crime: The best chance we have of sparing the next child from an early death is finding out why the last one died. We certainly aren’t going to find anything…

“Stop Looking At Me The Wrong Way!” Says Exhibitionist

The ride’s co-organiser Nick Sayers said: “We have had problems over the years with people taking voyeuristic photographs. “But we have made a special effort to have fencing around the undressing area and taken measures against some repeat offenders trying…

A Bit More Thought Required…

Hundreds of Mancunians queued to get the city’s symbolic worker bee tattooed in the wake of the terror attack that rocked the city. Bees. BEES! The literal suicide bombers of the insect world, who die having stung something. /facepalm

“We’ll Always Have Pataks…”*

Mr Khan wants ministers to act now and warned that curry houses need 20,000 chefs, waiters and managers, and two to three are closing every week. Wait, there’s not 20000 unemployed Brits? I’m sure there must be! Bajloor Rashid, president…

Don’t Panic, Everyone! Lola Has The Answer!

The ‘Guardian’s’ Lola Okolosie, that is: Wednesday’s terror attack has been acknowledged as the action of one Muslim – an “Islamist extremist” in May’s words, representative of only himself and not a religion. It is an important response to the…

Churnalism In The Age Of Consumerism

A generation gap in attitudes towards cooking and eating is helping to fuel the UK’s food waste mountain, research reveals, driven by time-poor millennials who do not understand the value of the food on their plate. In contrast to savvy…