Posts Tagged ‘ Read and Weep ’

All Your Kids Are Belong To Us! Again

September 20, 2014 8 Comments
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Angry dad Adam Martin, 31, has now taken his three children, Harry, four, George, five and Amelia, seven, out of the school after losing all faith over the lunch dispute. Gas engineer Adam said: “I feel like our freedom of choice has been taken away. Yup! Because it has. And they are totally cool with it. More than that, they’re proud of it… Milefield Primary School are proud of their…

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Cognitive Dissonance At ‘The Guardian’…

September 10, 2014 2 Comments
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Cognitive Dissonance At ‘The Guardian’…

First headline: Well, who could argue with this? Second headline, same day: Hmmm. Maybe the first will come to pass when we stop treating humans as disposable..?

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If A Tapeworm Could Speak…

September 2, 2014 5 Comments
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…we now know how it would sound: The new school term will mark the start of the Government initiative offering free lunches to to reception, Year 1 and 2 pupils to ensure pupils get a nutritious meal. The schools are expected to offer a hot meals option or cold lunches until their kitchens are able to cope with the demands of extra school meals every day. Yes, it’s the Clegg…

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The Samaritans Can Go Get Stuffed!

August 29, 2014 10 Comments
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The Samaritans have told tweeters to “think carefully” about what they type when their transport is delayed by suspected suicides. Because, apparently, the thing to do when you are delayed on the rail network because some selfish bastard has thrown himself (or, rarely, herself) in front of your train is to utter only sympathetic noises. Friends and loved ones tweeted emotional messages following the death of 21-year-old Abdu Hemmaida, of…

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Was It The Booze What Done It, Judge..?

August 13, 2014 2 Comments
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…or was it the increasingly lax justice system? Yesterday, as Sheppard was jailed after admitting murder, a judge made a scathing attack on parents who allow teenagers to drink underage. Judge Neil Ford, QC, said Sheppard and the girls had earlier drunk ‘a large quantity of quite strong alcohol’ at one of the girls’ houses. Despite the girl’s mother being present, the group had been allowed to get drunk on…

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

August 7, 2014 2 Comments
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Rebecca Schiller hyperventilates: Margaret Atwood’s 1985 novel The Handmaid’s Tale seems to have moved from fiction to prophecy, with news of a court case in England that could lead to the prosecution of women who drink alcohol while pregnant. Oh noes! Can’t women be free to harm their unborn babies without some squaresville court stepping in? What have we come to as a society? The case, which is largely concerned…

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How Will Sacking Someone For Telling Truths You Don’t Want To Hear ‘Help Community Relations’, Then..?

July 23, 2014 3 Comments
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Joseph Wakim is outraged: Baird is not responsible for appointments made by his predecessor. Asking Alhadeff politely to resign for his comments, made at such a tense time, would be the moral thing to do. It would be pro-harmony. And what did he do? Well, so far as I can see, he refused to play the ‘Yeah, but…’ game… Wearing his CEO hat, Alhadeff issued a community update on 9…

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So…The Customer Is Always Right?

July 17, 2014 1 Comment
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So…The Customer Is Always Right?

Young attractive furl discovered during the World Cup and signed up for top modelling job. Hurrah, right? But wait… She has a hobby. A pastime. A perfectly legal one. Doesn’t matter: Well, you sat, that’s up to L’Oreal, they know their customer base. But…do they? Well, I guess L’Oreal is happy to chase the moron dollar…

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Ghastly Harpies…

June 30, 2014 7 Comments
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…by which, for once, I don’t mean the harridans of the Labour front bench, but the ‘anti-rape activists’ who are whining that a false-rape alleger has finally got a decent sentence: There was anger from women’s rights campaigners who claimed that such severe sentences would put off rape victims from going to the police for fear they could face prosecution if allegations were not proven. There were cries of “Shame”…

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Yes, And This Is Why Hoaxes Can Happen…

June 28, 2014 2 Comments
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The family of a three-year-old girl, whose story of being asked to leave a KFC because the youngster’s facial scars were “scaring customers” went viral, are facing down claims that the entire thing was an elaborate hoax. Well, it’s not unknown, is it? However, a source supposedly close to the situation, who has spoken on the condition of anonymity, told the Laurel Leader-Call, that CCTV footage from the day the…

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Superintendent Hobbs Goes To The Movies…

June 26, 2014 3 Comments
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With Sussex council taxpayers money, of course: He said:”It is a pleasure to support such a worthwhile cause. Anything we can do to highlight the stigma and challenges that the Gypsy, Roma and Traveller communities face is extremely important and I can’t wait to sit down and enjoy the show.” Would you fork out for it with your own money then, Superintendent?

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Spare Me From The ‘Crusader For Justice’…

May 30, 2014 10 Comments
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Hardly a day goes by, says Phil Shiner, without him or someone who works for him receiving abuse or worse. Is he an estate agent? A cop? A traffic warden? Why, no. He’s a Catholic, a committed socialist, who believes passionately in social justice. Those are his guides. Hmmm… Shiner, 57, is the Birmingham-based lawyer who is the scourge of the British Army, bringing case after case alleging brutality against…

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About Time!

May 26, 2014 6 Comments
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Sophie Heawood takes out an onion for another unsympathetic cause: Just when you thought our trigger-happy leaders might finally have run out of easy targets – disabled people who can’t run from the Atos testers, foster parents to charge with a bedroom tax – it seems they have found another one. Oh, really? Single mums who need help making an absent father pay for his children – it’s your turn…

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And Do You Fail To See The Irony?

May 20, 2014 13 Comments
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And Do You Fail To See The Irony?

“The fact is Britain remains a hugely unequal country for black and ethnic minority people,” said Mr Khan, the son of an immigrant bus driver, at an event staged in Tower Hamlets by Operation Black Vote. *shakes head sadly* Mt Khan, of course, doesn’t want equality. He wants affirmative action: Launching a consultation on policy ideas for the 2015 Labour manifesto, Mr Khan outlined several firm policy plans, including: Police…

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Signs You Might Have Sent Your Child To The Wrong School…

May 14, 2014 7 Comments
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“Shoeless classrooms were brought in to improve the learning environment… Wha..? …and have nothing to do with the carpet tiles – we haven’t had any new carpets fitted since 2007. “On Friday as lunch was being prepared the fire alarm began to sound. “The whole school followed evacuation procedures and left the building quickly and safely. “During the afternoon children with wet socks or tights were given spare dry ones…

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