Tag: twitter

The Samaritans Can Go Get Stuffed!

The Samaritans have told tweeters to “think carefully” about what they type when their transport is delayed by suspected suicides. Because, apparently, the thing to do when you are delayed on the rail network because some selfish bastard has thrown…

You’re ‘Offended’, Eh…?

A pub has apologised after a “misguided” advertising campaign that seemed to condone rape. And you won’t believe how… The Hobgoblin pub in London Road had put up posters in the pub and online advertising its “Festive Frape” promotion.Customers were…

A Country Of Emotional Incontinents..?

The ‘Guardian’ gets philosophical: If your train journey proves a little trying beware letting go of your emotions lest the live-tweeter in seat 34A reveals your misery to millions.This is what, in effect, happened to a couple who were having…

“Freeze Dirtbags! Decency Squad!”

“Ya’all play nicely on this here ‘Twitter’ thing, OK?” …a comment attributed to an account called KevinRooney1 appeared online. It said: “After what Villa fans were singing about Aliou Cisse’s family when majority died on a cruise I couldn’t care…